RxTales (history.science.commentary.)

RxTales is a newly-developed compound, created by a pharmacist just like you.  

Well, maybe not exactly like you.  But close enough.  

Whether you're a pharmacist, a pharmacy technician, or just pharma-curious - 
RxTales may be right for you.  

Active Ingredients:
-Pharmacy Practice.
-Pharmacy History.
-Pharmacy News and Commentary.
-Pharmaceutical Science.
-Pharmacy-themed humor, memes, musings, and other cool stuff.
-Drugs.  All the drugs.

Inactive Ingredients:  xanthan gum, methylcellulose, phenylephrine, a sloth, old tires, your mom.

RxTales is indicated for the acute treatment of job-related malaise, boredom, burnout, pharmaceutical ennui, lack of knowledge [drugnorance], poor performance, festering curiosity, and dullness in adults ages 18 and above.   

Do not take RxTales if you lack a basic sense of humor, or are simply not amused.  These may be signs of a rare, but serious condition called "stick up your ass" which may require immediate medical attention. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while taking RxTales, until you become familiar with the effects.

RxTales may cause serious side effects including: tetanus, tet anus, tight anus, loose anus, no anus, double-anus, dormant anus, sentient anus, rainbow anus, plain ol' anus, Uranus, hog's anus, lichen planus, jake leg, truck-driver's ass, toxic megacolon, and gout. 

Do not take RxTales if you are pregnant or nursing - unless you want to.  It's totally fine, but it's really up to you.  RxTales will not interact with a woman's right to bodily autonomy.  

Abruptly stopping RxTales is not recommended. Rebound boredom has been shown to occur in clinical trials.  Consult your pharmacist before discontinuing RxTales to make sure you really want to miss out on all this good stuff.   RxTales respects patient autonomy - click below to cancel your prescription.

Having trouble affording RxTales?  No, you're not.  Because it's free.